Zoooooooooo (Kiddie AU)

[sliceitwithwind]

One elderly Katzu, three small children, and a trip to the zoo.

It's a match made in hell, really. Even Sannish is considering the benefits of leashes by the time they get to the ticket booth.

"Stay together, kittens."

Comments

[sliceitwithwind]

"I dunno." Dilan muttered back, and Braig made a noise that more or less came out as "Erk?"

Sannish, meanwhile, threw the lion. Into the pool, so that she wouldn't be hurt, but getting her far away from his kittens.

Up above there's screaming, and running, and people calling the authorities.

The other lions are, more or less, staring.

[mitochondriaaya]

Just in case Sannish was mad at them Aya wrapped an arm around each of the boys. Better to cling and hope that they could all get away?

Or something.

Maybe.

"Those are really scared lions. Should we be screaming too?"

[sliceitwithwind]

"No. Don't scream." Braig said, "We don't want to distract him." Or. Get his attention while he's still bristling.

Behind them a zoo keeper lowered a ladder into the enclosure and called softly, "Come here, kids...lets get you out."

Sannish, meanwhile, paced back and forth; defining "his" portion of the enclosure from any and all potential attacks.

[mitochondriaaya]

"Okay, not going to scream." Not hard since someone up above was getting hysterical on their behalf. Babies with the lions and all.

"Dilan, you're still sitting on me."

[sliceitwithwind]

"That's 'cause Braig is sitting on me." Dilan huffed, pushing Braig off. Braig looked back at the keeper, who was gesturing wildly.

"Aya, go to the zoo keeper. We'll go out in order of age."

[mitochondriaaya]

"Well, Braig needs to move too." Aya snapped, forgetting to keep her voice down. Then she winced. "Sorry. Okay, ladder..."

Up the ladder she went, and was handily snatched at the top and dragged into a weepy bear hug. ".....I'm gonna scream."

[sliceitwithwind]

Dilan skittered up after her and batted at the hands, "Hey! That's my Ayay! No touching!"

Braig followed as fast as he could, calling back, "Uncle Sannish! We're okay!"

[mitochondriaaya]

Well, since Dilan was there and no more than an armful himself he was getting drawn into the hug too? "Oh poor babies! Poor poor babies! It's alright, you're safe now! Don't worry. Are you hurt??"

Aya was...failing to wiggle away from the hug so she gave it up as a lost cause and waiting for a good opportunity to scream "WHO PUSHED ME?!" Seemed like a good question to her!

[sliceitwithwind]

"ACK!" was Dilan's response, and he pushed the arms off, "Hey! Let go! I don't know you!"

Braig looked for the guy with the camera, finding him trying to edge away, "It was that guy! That guy there!"

Sannish, meanwhile, climbed the ladder with grace and aplomb, as though he did this every day. Moving towards the woman hugging his charges he said, "Please return my kits to me."

[mitochondriaaya]

"KICK HIM!" Aya ordered, rapidly gearing up toward angry as she waited for Braig's information. Or better yet, have zoo officials grab him, but still, kicking was a WONDERFUL thing!

The woman holding Dilan and Aya eyed Sannish up and down, obviously not happy with the idea of returning children to a man who had let them fall in a lion pit but..."Keep them away from the lions and such." She slowly released the kids, then eyed the whole group. "Is anyone hurt?"

[sliceitwithwind]

Braig actually tackled the guy, and then sat on him until the zoo officials got to him. Then he hustled back over to his 'family'.

Sannish met the woman's eyes with his own chartreuse ones and then plucked both Aya and Dilan up to hold them on his hips. "I see a skinned knee." the old man states, "Aya, how are you? Dilan?"

"The knee and some bruises. Braig is bony!"

[mitochondriaaya]

"I'm okay! I landed on my butt." Which translated to 'a little bruised but nothing bleeding' in kid speech! "And squashed. The boys are heavy." They totally were!

"Were we really going to get eaten?"

[sliceitwithwind]

"Of course not." Sannish said instantly, "I would not let you be eaten."

Braig reached up to take Aya from Sannish (she was lighter than Dilan) and hugged her tightly. "I'm fine." he added.

[mitochondriaaya]

Aya wrapped her arms around Braig's shoulders and clung. She knew the boys better than she did Sannish, which meant it was okay to be a little afraid! "I like not being eaten. It's a good thing. And you all jumped in to help me. Thanks!"

[sliceitwithwind]

"Of course we did." Braig said quietly, burying his face in her hair, "You're our Ayay. Nobody will ever hurt you if we're around. Nobody and nothing."

"Yeah." Dilan agreed, leaning against his great-grand uncle's neck. Sannish petted Aya's hair, then turned to the zoo official who approached them.

"I am so sorry." the man started, "Please, come with me and we'll see what we can do to make this up to you."

[mitochondriaaya]

"And no lions get to eat us." She nodded against Braig's neck, still happily clinging. "Ever. Or bears. Or Llamas."

The zoo official was joined by another who already had complimentary memberships and certificates for the souvenir store. It wasn't a solution, but it was a start toward not getting sued?

[sliceitwithwind]

"No lions or llamas, or anything else at all." Braig promised, sincerely and deeply.

Sannish set Dilan down so that he could join Braig and Aya, while Sannish...proceeded to bilk the officials for every possible concession.

[mitochondriaaya]

"Cross your heart?" Aya asked, feeling every one of her very few years all of a sudden. Older people made promises that made the okay, so she needed to hear that!

The kids really wanted to be life time members right? And on the events lists? And always able to eat at the cafe for free? And attend summer camp? And Sannish wanted to be on the planning board right and DEAR GOD THEY DID NOT WANT A MEDIA CIRCUS OKAY?

[sliceitwithwind]

"And hope to die." Braig said, and Dilan echoed while drawing a cross on his chest. "Together forever."

Sannish smiled, and nodded, and managed to angle for potential internships if the kids wanted them when they were older. Then, satisfied (and leaving baffled zoo staff behind him) he collected his young charges and headed for the restaurant.

[mitochondriaaya]

"Nobody gets to die!" Aya was adamant about that! But hey, still a good promise. "And ever and ever."

She thought it was a little funny that no one wanted to yell at them for scaring the lions, but she guessed no one wanted to make Sannish mad. Not that Aya could blame them! "Do they make sushi here?" She'd never eaten at the zoo before!

[sliceitwithwind]

"No death." Dilan promised, and Braig kissed Aya's hair.

"No, Aya, they do not." Sannish said, "We will have that for supper instead. Would you like to see anything else before we leave today?"

[mitochondriaaya]

Aya smiled happily at the pronouncement and hooked her arms in both the boys. Her swinging was interrupted by the question though, so she had to pause and think. "Ummm...I think the reptile house and bat house? Did we see those last time?" The katzu wouldn't want to eat those right? And they couldn't fall in?

Decisions at the zoo were suddenly VERY HARD okay?!

[sliceitwithwind]

"Yeah, but bats are cool." Dilan pointed out. "We could go see them again."

[mitochondriaaya]

"Bats are cool, and the Bat house is really neat too, all dark and cool with glow in the dark stuff on the wall..." That was totally a vote for going there next. Or after food. Whatever.

[sliceitwithwind]

"Before or after food?" Dilan asked, giving her hand a squeeze. Sannish leaned down towards Braig and asked, "How much trouble do you think I would be in if we leashed those two?"