sliceitwithwind (
sliceitwithwind) wrote2011-06-26 12:18 am
Zoooooooooo (Kiddie AU)
One elderly Katzu, three small children, and a trip to the zoo.
It's a match made in hell, really. Even Sannish is considering the benefits of leashes by the time they get to the ticket booth.
"Stay together, kittens."
It's a match made in hell, really. Even Sannish is considering the benefits of leashes by the time they get to the ticket booth.
"Stay together, kittens."

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Attention span? What attention span? SHE'D HAD A POPSICLE!
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Braig comes back with scribbled notes on lined paper, "Okay, Ayay, I got it."
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"Finally!" Aya waved at Braig a little frantically. "I think we need...roller skates or something to get them to move!"
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"Nah." Braig said, "It's easy...appeal to the stomach! Dilan, Sannish, lets go for sushi after the zoo!"
The two Katzu shook off their zoned state; "That is a good idea, Braig." Sannish said with approval, "Now, Aya, where too next?"
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Why was she in charge of directions?? "That way?" It was away from the doom llama!
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"I think lions are that way." Dilan offers, "And wolves."
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The lion exhibit was...incredibly crowded it seemed.
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Sannish used his sheer size to get the kids up to the front, leaning on the railing and watching the lions calmly. Braig and Dilan flanked Aya, but were also all about the lion watching.
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Oh, the advantages of large katzu! She trotted along behind him like a duckling, then crowded up to the retaining wall. The nice, thick, opaque wall. Damn. The disadvantages of not being a grown katzu!
Miffed, Aya sighed, kicked the wall, and started climbing up the railing.
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Sannish himself leaned on the wall and looked in on the big cats.
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And it explained the guy with the camera who immediately snapped to the railing, shouting 'They're out of the cave?!', never mind the little girl clinging precariously to said railing.
And Aya went over the railing, her hands missing any kind of hold as she went down. All the way down to land with a 'bump' on a grass hummock. At least she wasn't a screaming? she just kind of blinked in surprise for a moment before a stating a little shrilly "Lions!".
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The lioness stood up and coughed the cough of an angry lion, starting to stalk towards the children.
One more puff of dust, a larger one this time, and Sannish landed in a crouch fit for any number of martial arts films, coat slapping the ground and braids following with another set of paff noises. He met the lioness with an answering ROAR that made no bones of the fact that when he was young, Katzu proved their adulthood by killing Behemoths with their bare hands. Even at well over a hundred years, he's more than a match for a lion.
Even an angry mother lion.
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...oh...
"Did you think he's mad at us?" Because suddenly it was really important that Sannish not be mad at them!
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Sannish, meanwhile, threw the lion. Into the pool, so that she wouldn't be hurt, but getting her far away from his kittens.
Up above there's screaming, and running, and people calling the authorities.
The other lions are, more or less, staring.
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Or something.
Maybe.
"Those are really scared lions. Should we be screaming too?"
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Behind them a zoo keeper lowered a ladder into the enclosure and called softly, "Come here, kids...lets get you out."
Sannish, meanwhile, paced back and forth; defining "his" portion of the enclosure from any and all potential attacks.
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"Dilan, you're still sitting on me."
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"Aya, go to the zoo keeper. We'll go out in order of age."
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Up the ladder she went, and was handily snatched at the top and dragged into a weepy bear hug. ".....I'm gonna scream."
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Braig followed as fast as he could, calling back, "Uncle Sannish! We're okay!"
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Aya was...failing to wiggle away from the hug so she gave it up as a lost cause and waiting for a good opportunity to scream "WHO PUSHED ME?!" Seemed like a good question to her!
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Braig looked for the guy with the camera, finding him trying to edge away, "It was that guy! That guy there!"
Sannish, meanwhile, climbed the ladder with grace and aplomb, as though he did this every day. Moving towards the woman hugging his charges he said, "Please return my kits to me."
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The woman holding Dilan and Aya eyed Sannish up and down, obviously not happy with the idea of returning children to a man who had let them fall in a lion pit but..."Keep them away from the lions and such." She slowly released the kids, then eyed the whole group. "Is anyone hurt?"
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