Terren Apples - Kiddie AU

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Braig was out of the room when Dilan peeked back in, finally. He grabbed the bag, which over the course of packing had taken on capital letters; The Bag. It had the G-strings with their fake fig leaves, the apples, Aya's clear bra, and the container that held one comfortably dozing snake.

Dilan had checked, it was fine to keep the snake curled up in there for the couple of hours it had taken...and he'd checked on it every time they stopped. Still a very large snake. Very large. He poked the remaining lump in the bed, "Aya! He's out!"

He dropped her share of stuff on the bed and started stripping with absolutely no regard for modesty. Not that he'd ever had any. The usual array of noises that occurred after every waxing were made, along with giggles. (Manly giggles.)

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"And a small pepperoni and mushroom! And breadsticks. Two litres of orange soda, two litres of cola...wait, three. Do you have juice? No, like real juice. Sweet, two litres of OJ too." he covered the mouthpiece, "Braig, you're buying...right?"

"Yup. My hospital trip, my food run."

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"Hey, a pizza place with OJ? HERE?! THEY GET AN AWESOME REVIEW!" She laughed loudly, hoping they heard that through the phone.

Pierce held up Braig's credit card in case someone DIDN'T have it memorized by now. "The moogle totally waved it in our direction."

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Dilan rattled off the credit card number and snapped the phone closed, "Okay! By the time we get back the pizza should be on it's way."

"Cab's here." Braig said, "I get back with Dilan and Aya."

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Pierce passed the card back to the boys as a matter of course and nodded. "Sure, I'm the odd man out who can't sit comfortably on your laps." He snorted. "I'm so lonely, soooo lonellly!"

Aya just laughed and freed an arm to ruffle her friend's hair.

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"Don' make me make you put the seat all the way forwards." Dilan threatened, squeezing into the back and hunching miserably. Braig scooted into the middle with a glance at Pierce. He wasn't going to say anything, right?

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"Man, can't even use a classic on you? You're cruel man. Cruel." Pierce sighed and moved the seat forward some anyway. "For that I get to pick the movie while we pizza munch." Dude, he wouldn't tell.

Aya clambered in beside Braig and leaned her head on his shoulder. "Onward!"

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"I'm a big man in a teeny tiny car. No zombies." Because no zombies. He just doesn't like 'em much. Braig's arm went around Aya's shoulder and he leaned on Dilan, "Yeah, the Hilton. Thanks, dude." to the cabbie.

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"Drug store," Aya corrected easily. "We need clean bandages, and some other stuff or you'll hurt." More. Hurt more.

"No zombies. I'm getting Reese's Pieces at the drug store and we are watching ET." It was a classic!

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"Sounds good." said Dilan. Braig looked at Aya, "But the pizza's on it's way..."

"Mannnn. Okay," Dilan leaned forward to the cabbie, "Drop me off at the closest drugstore to the hotel, wouldja?" then, leaning back, "I'll grab the stuff while you guys rescue our pizzas."

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"I told you to tell them to delay it!" Aya sighed. "You could listen sometimes." She passed the paper to Dilan and started listing off the extra stuff on her fingers.

"And Reese's Pieces." Pierce added.

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"Got it. Any other snacks?" Dilan didn't answer Aya's comment about listening, because she was right. He didn't listen about the pizzas and it was his own damn fault that he's going to be doing some running.

"Naaaah."

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"If you get the creme with topical additives it'll help numb Braig's face later? It's better than painkillers." Or at least as many as Braig would need anyway. "I think last time we got scraped up we accidentally bought the blue box and it didn't have the numby stuff in it." Because Aya fretted? That and Braig was a bear when he hurt.

"Nothing else dude, I'm cool. Unless you want company or something?"

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The cab stopped at the drugstore and Dilan hopped out, nodding to Aya and heading inside. As it started up again Braig said, "I really hope he doesn't get the blue box."

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"He won't," Aya assured. "This is important and we don't mess up important stuff." Almost never anyway. And the scrapes last time had been after a fighting competition.

"You guys are weird. You have medicine boxes memorized." Pierce shook his head up front.

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Braig laughed, "What did you expect? Think about how often we get hurt!"

The cab stopped, it was only a few blocks from the drug store, and Braig inched towards the door.

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"I don't know...friends who get creamed less?" Pierce laughed and paid the driver.

"We do the creaming, Pierce, get it right. We just know there's a price for that!" Aya popped the door open and slid out, then turned to wait for Braig.

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"Dude, I'd've gotten it." Braig said, using Aya's arm to pull himself out. The happy drugs they'd given him earlier were making him a little woozy. Just a little. "I'll pick up your foodage tomorrow."

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"You picked up my foodage tonight man, and I can't eat a whole pizza! So that's foodage tomorrow too!" Pierce was quite certain he could even eat a whole small! Especially after drinking tonight!

And yes, he was getting an arm around his waist to steady him since Aya didn't like that woozy thing.

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"You only got a small." Braig said, blinking at him, "Besides, you love snacking through cons." EVERYONE loves snacking through cons. It's...part of the experience!

Braig accepted the arm without comment, letting Aya guide him inside and up to their room.

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"Yeah, and breadsticks dude! And Reese's Pieces! If you insist I'll find you when I'm hungry tomorrow? But also remember I will be hung over." Also Braig's fault. Totally Braig's fault.

Their hotel had a guy to get the door even at this hour, which was nice. It meant Aya just had to nod a thanks and get them across the lobby to the elevators!

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"Dude, we probably have an antidote." Tastes nasty, but does clear up hangovers! "So totally find me. An' stuff."

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"Oh, antidote. Why didn't you say so?" He grinned and wove on his feet behind them. "Bless you crazy people who pack for crazy scenarios."

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"Dude. Dilan." Braig pointed out, leaning against the wall of the elevator, "If Dilan decides to drink we need an antidote. And considering Dilan at cons? I'm betting we've got two or three."

Dilan was under the firm belief that costume contests were much, much easier to take when drunk.

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Granted, costume contests usually were easier that way.

"I can still be grateful that my friends are crazy and strange!" Pierce laughed. "I'm the closest thing our little group has got to normal and that's kinda scary."

Aya rolled her eyes. "As if normal had any appeal." She did have the door key! Hah! Hotel room!

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"I like us better than normal." Braig said with a groan, flopping onto the bed. "Eh, blondie, if you want to crash here tonight feel free. They gave us a cot."