sliceitwithwind (
sliceitwithwind) wrote2012-03-14 08:59 pm
Terren Apples - Kiddie AU
Braig was out of the room when Dilan peeked back in, finally. He grabbed the bag, which over the course of packing had taken on capital letters; The Bag. It had the G-strings with their fake fig leaves, the apples, Aya's clear bra, and the container that held one comfortably dozing snake.
Dilan had checked, it was fine to keep the snake curled up in there for the couple of hours it had taken...and he'd checked on it every time they stopped. Still a very large snake. Very large. He poked the remaining lump in the bed, "Aya! He's out!"
He dropped her share of stuff on the bed and started stripping with absolutely no regard for modesty. Not that he'd ever had any. The usual array of noises that occurred after every waxing were made, along with giggles. (Manly giggles.)
Dilan had checked, it was fine to keep the snake curled up in there for the couple of hours it had taken...and he'd checked on it every time they stopped. Still a very large snake. Very large. He poked the remaining lump in the bed, "Aya! He's out!"
He dropped her share of stuff on the bed and started stripping with absolutely no regard for modesty. Not that he'd ever had any. The usual array of noises that occurred after every waxing were made, along with giggles. (Manly giggles.)

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"WHAT?! HE WHAT?! Aya, wake up! We gotta go! Where are you? Pants pants pants..."
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Aya flailed awake then rubbed her eyes. What time is it? What's...he? Where Braig?!"
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Braig, meanwhile, bowed to necessity and used Pierce. "I...do not feel okay."
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As for Aya, well, "WHAT?" Yep, pants time. And she could totally use her sleep shirt as an actual shirt so she could pelt after Dilan with his bag in tow. Bag and key, she had that too! And yes, she'd catch up because she was fast but a katzu at full speed was faster.
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Braig, meanwhile, was blinking at the EMT who was trying to clean his face, "That's my Dilan." he explained, or tried to explain, "He knows detox."
"We'll want to get this analysed first." the EMT said, "And probably get you to the hospital."
"...Not without Dilan and Aya."
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Aya pounded up a few minutes later, not exactly out of breath but reeling from the switch to adrenaline running from sleep. "COMING THROUGH HEALERS BAG!"
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Dilan barely waited for the EMT to move before he was taking Braig's face in his hands to cast detox, glaring at the wound.
"Aya." Braig tried to smile at her, a little bit, but...it hurt. "Think I'm gonna scar, babe."
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Aya draped the bag across her chest and waited to hand things to Dilan when order, then smiled at Braig. "Hey, scars build character you know? Besides, I think you'll look better as someone who's lived a bit instead of an baby faced Adonis you know?"
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"Sir, I don't know if you can fit in the back. Can you follow? Your friend can sit with him."
Braig didn't smile back, but he gripped her hand and stared at her for a moment, a very intent stare. "Yeah, okay." he decided.
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Pierce snorted, hearing the conversation. "Guy lunged at Braig, but lucky us even drunk Braig knows self defense, took some hits but got the guy down. Figured the blade was poisoned when we looked at it. Nasty that. Can I go to the hospital too? I wanna sit with everyone."
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"I will."
Dilan came to hover at Pierce's side like a large, awkward thing until they could call a cab. "Thanks for being here, Pierce."
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Pierce looked up at Dilan and nodded. "Yeah dude. We were out drinking, so I had to be here you know? I'm sorry I'm not a fighter and stuff."
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Dilan clapped Pierce on the shoulder, "It's okay, not your fault. You probably just would have gotten in each other's way if you'd been a fighter, it's hard to fight with someone else." He didn't like waiting for a cab, but...he could do it.
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Pierce sighed and stood up, barely swaying. Amazing how adrenaline could help against alcohol. "Yeah, probably right. Wanna try to talk one of the cops into taking us?"
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"...Can you? Cops tend to look at me funny. It's the size and the dreads and stuff."
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Pierce nodded then staggered upright enough to go talk to one of the cops. Something about needed to get reports from the others, but two leaving, and why didn't they all ride together? Pierce COULD bullshit after all. "Okay, car twelve there."
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Dilan squeezed into the back of the cop car with a mumbled, "Thanks. He's my best friend." and the cop nodded before heading towards the hospital.
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Pierce slid in next to Dilan and laid his head back on the seat. "And I'm friend dude #2. Been a night huh?"
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"Yeah. Aya and I got back upstairs and crashed pretty early...did not expect this. Was he okay? We expected to see him."
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PIerce sighed. Right. Cover story time. "Well, we kinda lost track of time. I needed backup you see, meeting a rival programmer and then we got drinking and stuff...I shoulda let him go to the con you know? But we were having fun."
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"Okay." Dilan said after a minute. He...smelled BS, but wasn't going to argue it. If it was something the older men didn't want him to know, well. He could be sneaky and find out later!
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Pierce sighed, not caring how much Dilan guessed as long as he didn't ask questions. "So how was your day man? I need to get there tomorrow to get some art done."
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Dilan smiled, "It was fun. Aya and I did cosplay as Terran Apples, and it went over really well. Later we just hung out listening to panels."
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Pierce coughed, "The Terran Apples?! Holy shit man! Like, really?"
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