sliceitwithwind (
sliceitwithwind) wrote2012-03-14 08:59 pm
Terren Apples - Kiddie AU
Braig was out of the room when Dilan peeked back in, finally. He grabbed the bag, which over the course of packing had taken on capital letters; The Bag. It had the G-strings with their fake fig leaves, the apples, Aya's clear bra, and the container that held one comfortably dozing snake.
Dilan had checked, it was fine to keep the snake curled up in there for the couple of hours it had taken...and he'd checked on it every time they stopped. Still a very large snake. Very large. He poked the remaining lump in the bed, "Aya! He's out!"
He dropped her share of stuff on the bed and started stripping with absolutely no regard for modesty. Not that he'd ever had any. The usual array of noises that occurred after every waxing were made, along with giggles. (Manly giggles.)
Dilan had checked, it was fine to keep the snake curled up in there for the couple of hours it had taken...and he'd checked on it every time they stopped. Still a very large snake. Very large. He poked the remaining lump in the bed, "Aya! He's out!"
He dropped her share of stuff on the bed and started stripping with absolutely no regard for modesty. Not that he'd ever had any. The usual array of noises that occurred after every waxing were made, along with giggles. (Manly giggles.)

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The snake, currently draped on Dilan's warm chest, ignored them. Waarm.
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"This isn't science random right? Remember when you ended up with the test tubes and forty or so stoppers in different sizes? That won't help."
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Construction he can do. Tiny construction? He becomes all thumbs.
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Granted, she probably was. She was about as dressed as a nice bikini after all.
"Hmmm, some hemp? No ivy, not using the twine, or the wire....mini menorah. Okaaaaay." Yeah, those poor dioramas. "Hey, little grape vines! With little grapes! Ready to be the symbol of more prosperity and all?"
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He does not get the attraction for his hair thingies.
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"Hah, there! Shake your head, see if it holds?"
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That said she scooped up the small basket full of apples and set it on her hip, posing for a moment as a matter of course, then grinned. "You get the bushel, I'll get the door!" And elements help anyone in the hall!
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The usual hustle and bustle of the convention hallway paused until Aya stepped out as well, then there was a long, low whistle from someone followed by wild applause.
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It wasn't her normal smile. She found the applause was making almost blush...so she channeled that into a sly lip curve that no doubt would get her in trouble later. For now though she was perfectly safe, utterly amused, and more than willing to sway down the hall after everyone got a good look.
She assumed, and conveyed in body language, that people would clear a path to the elevator down. Nothing like having a kickass costume, a very large snake, and a katzu at her back to give a girl the simple confidence needed to pull it off!
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The path did clear, and while there were some twitchy hands not one of them actually moved enough that Dilan took it as a threat.
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Nope, cool, calm facade until it was her and Dilan in the elevator...
...then hysterical giggling and she thunked her forehead against the wall.
The snake she kept carefully away from the chill metal though.
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"Now, I just need to manage not to collapse in giggles while we're on the floor...and laugh myself hoarse when we're in our rooms again tonight. Easy right?"
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Ding said the elevator, cheerfully, letting them out onto the convention hall floor.
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"And then we run, comes to that." In case he hadn't picked up on that part.
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Meanwhile, as the crowd hushed and turned and wolf-whistles began, Braig's "Aya and Dilan" senses went off. And, right there next to Pierce, he turned red, purple, white, and then faintly green.
"Gak."
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Pierce had been eying a display of geek shirts, and nodded at the noise. "Oh yeah, that stuff was fun. Like meltier silly putty and...you're not looking at a display. You're white. I didn't know tan guys get get that pale." He waved a hand in front of Braig's face.
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"Engh. It. They!" he grabbed Pierce by the head and turned it until he could see Aya and Dilan...then started pounding his head against the taller man's back.
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All and sundry nearby. She managed to miss Pierce.
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What the...hey, ow, attached and...whoa." Was that close to amused awe? That WAS close to amused awe. "Way to go guys!" You know, except for the head thunking thing.
"They didn't tell you huh? Or you're suppose to be there too and they started early?"
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His voice was very quiet, too quiet, and filled with...jealousy? Outrage? Hurt? All of the above? "They didn't tell me. They're ... oh, Wind and Void."
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"Dude?" What? Whhhat? "Don't worry, they've got it in hand. They're awesome." He patted Braig's shoulder a little awkwardly.
"What's wrong? Should I get them towels or something?" Or, you know, keep an eye on the creepy looking set who'd caught wind of the pair?
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His head also snapped towards the creepy looking set and Braig was moving...not just moving. Braig was standing up straight and moving towards them.
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"Oh, oh dude, NO!" There was security at cons! Security was suppose to handle creepy things! "They're not even, okay, they are headed that way but..." Yeah, he missed the grab for Braig's arms.
"DOWN BOY!"
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"They're being creepy at my...mine!" with a gesture towards Aya and Dilan, "Fuck that shit." Still wading forwards.
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