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sliceitwithwind) wrote2012-03-14 08:59 pm
Terren Apples - Kiddie AU
Braig was out of the room when Dilan peeked back in, finally. He grabbed the bag, which over the course of packing had taken on capital letters; The Bag. It had the G-strings with their fake fig leaves, the apples, Aya's clear bra, and the container that held one comfortably dozing snake.
Dilan had checked, it was fine to keep the snake curled up in there for the couple of hours it had taken...and he'd checked on it every time they stopped. Still a very large snake. Very large. He poked the remaining lump in the bed, "Aya! He's out!"
He dropped her share of stuff on the bed and started stripping with absolutely no regard for modesty. Not that he'd ever had any. The usual array of noises that occurred after every waxing were made, along with giggles. (Manly giggles.)
Dilan had checked, it was fine to keep the snake curled up in there for the couple of hours it had taken...and he'd checked on it every time they stopped. Still a very large snake. Very large. He poked the remaining lump in the bed, "Aya! He's out!"
He dropped her share of stuff on the bed and started stripping with absolutely no regard for modesty. Not that he'd ever had any. The usual array of noises that occurred after every waxing were made, along with giggles. (Manly giggles.)

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...and they didn't want that. They were young, they were hot, why not walk around in leaves?
Or, well, something along those lines.
"So, what do you think? Did okay on the leaves?"
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"The leaves look great! If I didn't know it was you, I'd suspect magic." It was a compliment, followed by, "The fact that you made them? Makes it even cooler. You're awesome, monkey. How's the bra?"
Ping, ping, ping as he took off piercings and dropped them into a dish on the bedside table. Not all of them, but most of the weirder ones.
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And she beamed at the compliment to the leaves. There had been a lot of leaf pictures used as reference! A lot. "Good! As long we're being serene and pacing around, tempting the people f the universe, well, we should be fine!"
Ah, yes, piercings. She took her earrings out (all six of them, three in each ear) and set them in the soap dish by the sink. "One of the girls at my college was making and selling ivy ear wraps? If you still want to wear something? I picked up a few, I think I might wear one..." she mused, putting one on and tilting her head to look at herself in the mirror.
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"The G-string will keep me in line, at least. It's those grabby-hands I'm worried about."
"Sure! The tunnels are already welded in, but it'd look pretty climbing through and up - as long as they don't extend past the point, it's uncomfortable to have it unfolded."
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"And you know...I actually didn't think about idiots at cons until just now." And she should have but...it'd had been too fun an idea to let that rational part of her brain say anything about it. "Sure, break away. I'll break a few too so if we go to jail we go as a set! Or a trio, if we take the snake..." And for a change it might be Braig bailing them out! Amazing that!
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"I wonder how purple Braig would turn if he had to bail us out?" wicked minds think alike, or something.
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"Purple? I was thinking he'd end in spots, or maybe stripes by that point!"
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It's the same colour as her hair, but long enough she can cover her tits.
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"...you love me!" Yay for soft insides! "And now I have something to weave my bit of ivy up into." Yep, time to start tucking her head under a wig!
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The snake, currently draped on Dilan's warm chest, ignored them. Waarm.
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"This isn't science random right? Remember when you ended up with the test tubes and forty or so stoppers in different sizes? That won't help."
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Construction he can do. Tiny construction? He becomes all thumbs.
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Granted, she probably was. She was about as dressed as a nice bikini after all.
"Hmmm, some hemp? No ivy, not using the twine, or the wire....mini menorah. Okaaaaay." Yeah, those poor dioramas. "Hey, little grape vines! With little grapes! Ready to be the symbol of more prosperity and all?"
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He does not get the attraction for his hair thingies.
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"Hah, there! Shake your head, see if it holds?"
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That said she scooped up the small basket full of apples and set it on her hip, posing for a moment as a matter of course, then grinned. "You get the bushel, I'll get the door!" And elements help anyone in the hall!
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The usual hustle and bustle of the convention hallway paused until Aya stepped out as well, then there was a long, low whistle from someone followed by wild applause.
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It wasn't her normal smile. She found the applause was making almost blush...so she channeled that into a sly lip curve that no doubt would get her in trouble later. For now though she was perfectly safe, utterly amused, and more than willing to sway down the hall after everyone got a good look.
She assumed, and conveyed in body language, that people would clear a path to the elevator down. Nothing like having a kickass costume, a very large snake, and a katzu at her back to give a girl the simple confidence needed to pull it off!
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The path did clear, and while there were some twitchy hands not one of them actually moved enough that Dilan took it as a threat.
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Nope, cool, calm facade until it was her and Dilan in the elevator...
...then hysterical giggling and she thunked her forehead against the wall.
The snake she kept carefully away from the chill metal though.
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"Now, I just need to manage not to collapse in giggles while we're on the floor...and laugh myself hoarse when we're in our rooms again tonight. Easy right?"
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